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HOW TO TELL Fat Jokes

Telling jokes is a time-honored tradition. But if you 
are going to tell jokes, you should do it right

  1. Make sure you actually know the joke. Practice
    it! Tell it to your kids, your spouse, and your dog.
    Trust me, you want to tell the joke a few times
    before you do it for real. Nothing will make you
    look like a bigger idiot than telling Fat Jokes wrong.

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tell Fat Jokes that everybody has heard… if your
joke is all over the internet, then this is a great
joke to AVOID.

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205715-728x903.   Shorter jokes are better. I know, I know. You think
you’re a great story teller. But trust me, your audience
will appreciate you for NOT adding all of the colorful
details and fluff. Just tell the joke. Shorten it if you can.

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4.  The punch line comes last. And I mean last! Nothing should come after the punch-line. Consider this joke done well. Why Did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Now, the same joke when the punch-line is not last.

This is much worse. (I know, that joke is pretty bad on
it’s own, but… you get the idea.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other
side of the road which was on a long block because he
wanted to get to his chicken coop.

See? Punch-lines should be last. Period. NOTHING
comes after the punch. (Except for your silence and their laughter.)

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  1. Keep it clean. And I mean crystal clean. If you wouldn’t

tell it to the Queen of England (who probably doesn’t like
Fat Jokes much anyway) then leave it out. Seriously. If you
have any doubt whether you are “crossing the line,” then
don’t tell it. Think of it this way: if you tell a joke to 10 people
and 9 of them laugh, then you’ve still alienated a friend. Don’t do it.

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The act of creating a funny joke is fail-safe. You can do no wrong in attempting to create or narrate a story with the intension of making people laugh. The general response for jokes would be laughter if not a slight twitch of smile on the face of onlookers or listeners. If a joke did not get any response, the joke is called flat. But even flat jokes make people laugh as much as funny jokes do. You see, no one can do wrong in making his own versions of jokes. It even does not have rules or methods to follow. Just follow your thoughts, stay with it, make fun with it and narrate it. Surely, your thoughts will work out a funny joke.